Tyler (Everything)

30Nov/096

Avoiding Monavie

Recently I had a friend try to recruit me into their Monavie distributor network. I don't think they were trying to abuse our relationship as much as they honestly believed that it was a great opportunity. They seemed somewhat hurt when I said no, so I have been producing the reasons why I not getting involved.

Here is what I have produced, it's not perfect, but it's good enough for me to say no, thought I would post it so that there is can be no misconceptions about why I don't like this endeavor.

Initial Impressions

My initial impressions of MLM (Multi Level Marketing) businesses have never been positive. Based on the recommendation from a close friend, I decided to reserve judgement. A Google.com search produces the following as its top 5 results:

Not all of these articles are anti Monavie, but it should be noted that 4/5 contain very negative words in the title (Scam, Scheme, Horror). Everywhere I search for Monavie I see the term Pyramid Scheme. A simple search by a prospective customer will not yield positive search results.


Legality

There is a reason that the Team aspect is packaged with Monavie. It needs a retail product to maintain legality.

As with other MLMs, the company’s focus appears to be on recruiting, rather than retailing the product. Of course, the product is integral to the scheme. Without it, MonaVie could easily be called a pyramid scheme. With the product, we’re not supposed to identify the company as an endless chain recruiting scheme or pyramid scheme. And until the FTC decides to enforce the laws against pyramiding, many will believe that a company like MonaVie is perfectly legal and legitimate.

- http://www.sequence-inc.com/fraudfiles/2008/06/30/monavie-scam-or-not/

Woodward founded Team in 2001 and built it into one of the fastest-growing tool vendors associated with Amway. Senior management at Amway had long feared that tool vendors risked being tabbed illegal pyramids and dragging the company into a legal morass. Still, the company tolerates them because tool vendors generate sales for Amway. Woodward claims Team's tools generated Amway sales of $200 million and net profits of $60 million last year.

The relationship between Amway and Woodward began to deteriorate a few years ago when Team began promoting its tools as a money-making opportunity in themselves. That message has the potential to get both Team and Amway in legal hot water. Amway, meanwhile, already had legal headaches. The law firm of courtroom tiger David Boies is now maintaining a California class action against Amway in which former distributors have accused it of being an illegal pyramid. The company faces similar claims in India.

- http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2008/0811/050.html


The Product

In any sales opportunity the product is an important one, and at $40 a bottle, I don't believe in this product. I simply won't get involved in a product that I won't purchase for myself. Most of the research I have done on the juice has produced positive reviews. Having said that, the very structure of the organization leads me to question these reviews, as the people who are reviewing as frequent users are also distributers.

Even baseball players like JD Drew are selling the juice, and thus his reviews are biased:

And Drew is looking for Red Sox Nation recruits to help him sell cases of the fruit drink that purports to give users increased energy, a boost to the immune system and a reduction in joint pain.

-http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1087939&srvc=rss
On the other side I found a review that seemed very negative, but that was primarily because the doctor writing the review strongly dislikes MLMs.

For the record, I also object to MonaVie because it is sold via a mix of multi-level marketing and direct-from-distributor sales. I'm sorry, but I am prejudiced against multi-level marketing of any kind.

-http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/QAA400351/Thumbs-Down-on-MonaVie.html

One genuine review I did find had this to say:

Packaged in a high-end-looking wine bottle, MonaVie tested extremely low in anthocyanins and phenolics. Even apple juice (which also tested poorly) has more phenolics than this Utah-based company’s juice. Plus, MonaVie’s vitamin C level was five times lower than that of Welch’s Grape Juice. That’s not many nutrients, especially at $1.20 a serving.

-http://www.mensjournal.com/superjuices-on-trial

While another outlined the suspect ORAC numbers that all these juice companies cite:

Problem number one in the pseudo-comparison sweepstakes is that you can base an ORAC value on one fluid ounce, 100 grams, one liter, "per serving" or "per cup", resulting in ridiculous comparisons of apples to wheelbarrows. The companies rarely if ever tell you what quantity they used to get their measurement. One guy even hawks a home shopping network product claiming "A million ORAC Value!" without saying how much is needed to produce that value (by some estimates a warehouse the size of Waco Texas).

-http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-jonny-bowden/new-rules-no-more-claimin_b_106562.html


Chief Operating Officer

Perhaps the most disturbing part of Monavie is the executive team. The executive team is a big part of an investment, as I like to invest in companies with strong leadership. As for the CEO (Dallin Larsen) of Monavie, he was Vice President of Sales for another MLM juice company; Royal Tongan Limu, which was shut down by the FDA.
-http://www.casewatch.org/ftc/news/2005/nbty.shtml

Larsen, for his part, realizes that his sales team can get him in hot water with the Feds. A 20-year-veteran of the multi-level marketing industry, he left a senior post at another juice company in 2002, a year before the FDA destroyed the company's "bogus products" that were being falsely promoted to treat "cancer, arthritis and attention deficit disorder." Last summer, the FDA warned MonaVie about medicinal claims on its Web site...

-http://www.newsweek.com/id/150499/page/2


Distributor Revenue

Finally it does not appear that people are making money with Monavie, at least there are a great many more people who are not making any money. As with any MLM, the system degrades the closer you are to market saturation (the later you get in), so the later you get in the less chance you make money. The numbers from 2007 are showing that people are not making money and this can only get worse 2 years later as there are more distributors upstream.

Meanwhile, most of the million-strong sales team is really just drinking the juice, according to MonaVie's 2007 income disclosure statement, a federally required printout of their distributor earnings. More than 90 percent were considered "wholesale customers," whose earnings are mostly discounts on sales to themselves. Fewer than 1 percent qualified for commissions and of those, only 10 percent made more than $100 a week. And the dropout rate, while not disclosed by MonaVie, is around 70 percent, according to a top recruiter.

-http://www.newsweek.com/id/150499/page/1

Team is one step ahead of all these juice selling schemes. It is a pyramid atop a pyramid. It is selling motivational aids to help MonaVie vendors move the juice. But wait. If you can't earn back the $258 you've spent on the motivational lectures by selling $39 juice bottles, you could earn it back in another way--getting people to buy $258 motivational lectures. If you're good, you flog the lectures to other people, who sell them to yet others. Everybody gets rich. Everybody, that is, except the last round of buyers. That's the theory, anyway. The reality is that a mere 1% of Team members make any money from involvement with the firm.

-http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2008/0811/050.html

21Oct/090

New Do Make Say Think Album – Out Today

Charles - Do Make Say Think

Charles - Do Make Say Think

A great Canadian (largely instrumental) band has a new album out today! It's a band called Do Make Say Think and their new album is Other Truths and it's damn awesome. If you don't know this band you should get to know them. It is very mature post-rock which is energetic and fun. They have been around since 1995 and have released 6 full length albums.

Their live shows are absolutely incredible, they have tons of band members, it seems like 20 people on stage (although it states that they have 8 members in the band). It is really like watching a full orchestra.

You, You're a History in Rust is a fabulous album and has been under heavy rotation with me for the last 2 years. Here is a link to my favourite track off the album; The Universe!

Do Make Say Think - Other Truths

Do Make Say Think - Other Truths

Unfortunately they are travelling Europe right now, and don't have any Ottawa shows booked for a while. They do have two shows in Montreal in November, and 2 shows in Toronto in December. If you get a chance to see them live do it! And for sure check out the new album.

Do Make Say Think - Tour Dates

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20Oct/090

Non-Review: New Apple iMacs

iMac Ports

iMac Ports

The 21.5" iMac falls into the same category as all the other old iMacs; cute but stupid. Now the 27" iMac... that is a completely different beast!

Apple got the 27" incredibly right on this release by adding a feature that no one is talking about but has been demanded by fans for years.

So there is tons of new stuff about the iMac... and a quick google search will find you almost everyone's opinion on it. The gist of it is that it has gone from a 4x3 screen to a 16:9 screen, sizes have gone from 20" and 24" to 21.5" and 27" and the screen now uses the same kickass IPS panels as the new 24" cinema display.

So why is this 27" so great where as the former iMacs and the 21.5" are lacking. Well the main thing to remember is that when you buy an iMac you are getting a decent desktop with a great monitor. (Some may not like the Apple displays because of the glossyzzle and other such reasons, but then you don't care at all). The big issue is that the monitor on the iMac is not really monitor at all, but a dedicated display for the desktop. That doesn't help say my MacBook Pro which I would love to have a kickass external display for.

Well the 27" iMac solves this issue. In the fine print it states: 27-inch models also support input from external DisplayPort sources (adapters sold separately). So the 27" model lets you plug in an external machine and utilize the monitor that you just paid big bucks for. This is very good news.

Now it is limited to MiniDisplay Port sources, which is far from great, but nevertheless this is a move in the right direction. When you consider that the 24" Cinema Display is $999 and now you can get a 27" Display for $1799 (with a computer attached), it actually looks like a pretty sweet deal, or at least not a bad deal.

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16Oct/091

Farewell DVD From The Creators of My 2nd Favourite Album

The Snake The Cross The Crown disbanded after a tour in 2007. This is somewhat cryptic information. It is not mentioned on Wikipedia, or on Last.fm, but there is something on Equal Vision Records Website, but not on their band profile. Before breaking up, the released my 2nd favorite album of all time: Cotton Teeth. I can't even think of what should be in my top 5, but I know that Cotton Teeth is number 2 (a band from Omaha released my number 1 album sometime in 2003).

Cotton Teeth - Tracklisting:

  1. Cakewalk
  2. The Great American Smokeout
  3. Gypsy Melodies
  4. Cotton Teeth
  5. Electronic Dream Plant
  6. Behold The River
  7. Hey Jim
  8. Floating In & Out
  9. Maps
  10. Back to the Helicopter

I was lucky enough to see TSTCTC back in Sept 2004, but unfortunately that was before they released cotton teeth. I am sad to have never seen them perform it live. Well I guess this is the closest I am going to get. They have released a tour DVD recorded on their last tour, and are releasing it along with some old unreleased tracks. If you are interested you can get it here: http://snakecrosscrown.com/

Here is a trailer for the movie. I am excited... but *sigh*

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6Oct/090

Square Wheels?

I come across this every now and then, and the nerd in me loves it everytime!

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29Sep/090

BGI: Browser Tips – Cleaning Up Firefox

Do you find that you have the same browser windows open all the time? (All of your Google stuff? Hint! Hint!) Well I certainly do. I have my GMail, Google Reader, and Calendar open all the time, I never close them. Anyway, I found this great hint on how to integrate them more cleanly into the browser.

Original link: Set Up Space-Saving, Permanent Gmail and Reader Tabs in Firefox

First you need to download the following firefox plugins:

Install all 4 of those, and restart Firefox.

Now restart and open the tabs pages that you want to integrate, I would suggest:

Now right click on the tab and select Permatabs > Permanent tab. Do that with each tab.

PermaTab

PermaTab

Next right click on the tab and select FaviconizeTab. Again do this with every tab. This gives you a very small icon in the top left hand corner where you can always go to get your important tabs.

FaviconizeTab

FaviconizeTab

Now to optimize a little more (unread counts).

Start with GMail.

  • Open Tools > Add Ons
  • Then select the preferences for Better Gmail 2.
  • You will want to select: Show Unread Message Count on Favicon (Bogs)
GMail Unread Count Setting

GMail Unread Count Setting

Now we will do the same with Google Reader

  • Open Tools > Add Ons
  • Then select the preferences for Better GReader 0.8.
  • You will want to select: Show Unread Message Count in Favicon
GReader Unread Count Settings

GReader Unread Count Settings

If everything has gone according to plan your Firefox should now have permanent tabs, that take up no room. Something like this:

Clutter Free Firefox

Clutter Free Firefox

28Sep/090

Sorry – Downtime

The site was down for about a day. My DNS expired, and the hosting company did not notify me. Apparently I need to remember and do it myself even though I just renewed for 3 years.

Anyway... The site should be back and kicking now!

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23Sep/090

New Cursive Video! “Let Me Up”

The second best Cursive video ever. Big Bang is the best.

Anyway, awesome song. Cool video.

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22Sep/091

MPAC Is Screwing Me

Two weeks ago I received a letter from the City of Ottawa to let me know that the lying cheating bastards at MPAC (Municipal Property Assessment Corporation) were screwing me.

A little back data. In early April 2007 I entered in an agreement to buy my house for $238,900. The final closing date after construction was completed was December 3rd 2007. In 2008 a 2 years freeze in property tax assessment was lifted. McGuinty (another lying cheating bastard) said that some people would see a 20% increase in the value of their house. I saw a 10% increase in the value of my house, from $238,900 => $264,000 which seemed pretty high considering it closed in late 2007 for that amount. Anyway, I checked some real-estate listings and it seemed a little high, but not unreasonable.

Well throughout the summer of 2009, I saw similar houses sell in the range of $255,000 => $275,000 as values continued to rise. I was hoping that it would not be a huge change on my 2009 (if they decided to do one).

Well, what did the bastards at MPAC do? They went back to my 2008 assessment and raised it again! By $31,000. The new 2008 asssessment is $285,000! Maybe it is just me, but in 2008 with an economy falling flat on its face that the value of my house would increase by $46,100 or 19% but leave it to the bastards at MPAC to fudge the numbers to get property taxes levels in order.

Anyway, I now owe another $300 in property taxes from 2008... I can't wait to see what they do after they find out about my renovations. My house will be $1,000,000 in the next 10 years at this rate!

16Sep/091

BGI: Really Simple Syndication

Everyone has websites that they know and love. They go back to them time and time again. Well as spend more and more time with your fingers tied to a keyboard (or for the true internet beginners... with their hand on a mouse!) the number of sites that you need to check on your rotation will increase to an unreasonably large number. So how do you keep track? The answer is Really Simple Syndication or RSS. I know that most people have seem the RSS symbol, but I know that far too many people don't use it.

It's tough for me to fathom that the internet newbies aren't using RSS, while the internet hipsters are already giving RSS a post-mortem. I don't believe that RSS is dead, and certainly not in favour of Twitter (which is a strange and wonderful beast, but that will be explained in a future post). So here is what RSS is and why you must embrace it...

RSS is a full site summary of all content summarized in one document (XML format) so that it is machine read-able so that it may be consumed by many different platforms, usually called feed readers or feed aggregators. In my mind there is only one feed reader worth using that is the very excellent Google Reader (reader.google.com). What this gives you is a common place to view the new content from all the sites that you regularly follow. It will give you an unread count of new items from all the sites, that is updated roughly hourly.

It lets you keep track of sites that would normally take hours to follow and do it constantly. To put it in perspective I have 357 feeds in my reader now, and I am able to keep mostly up-to-date in the items I wish to read (which certainly isn't everything). There is no way I would be able to do this without a reader, as going to 357 sites daily taking 30 seconds per site (not reading anything) would take 3 full hours. Having this inbox of articles to read is simply awesome.

RSS Article Inbox

RSS Article Inbox

Adding sites to your feed reader of choice is very easy, just click the RSS icon in the address bar like this one seen in Firefox.

RSS Icon address bar

RSS Icon address bar

It will prompt you with what you would like to add the feed to, pick google reader and you are away to the races. It honestly will change the way that you view the internet. The idea of  'surfing' will be a thing of the past and you will have Google Reader (or *sigh* some other reader) open all day to see what is new. It is a real time saver, and lets you keep up with everything that you want to know.

So take a moment and add the feed for this blog to your reader: TylerOnEverything.com RSS Feed.

Beyond the time saving abilities of this sort of setup it has the added benefit of giving you your own microcosm for google to search. Think of it your own private google!

So embrace RSS and stop surfing blindly.