Tyler (Everything)

5May/100

Mountain Biking Again

It's been a multi-year layoff, but I'm happy to be back at it. Which means that I have been watching way too many videos. Trials riding still blows my mind! Like this video:

31Mar/100

I love this movie…

Quick, simple, very cool.

Memoirs of a Scanner (Martinibomb Version) from Damon Stea on Vimeo.

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31Mar/101

Apparently Ikea Got The Message!

Like clockwork. Mere hours after I posted about my hatred for Ottawa's Ikea, it was publicly announced that Ottawa was getting Canada's largest ikea.

2011 seems like a longways off though.

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31Mar/101

Operation IKEA Ottawa SUCKS! is under way

The suckage of the Ottawa IKEA store has pushed my patience and my geekdom past its natural breaking point. So I have entered into a small project to detail just how terrible the Ottawa IKEA is.

The problem

It seems that the Ikea in Ottawa is always out of stock of everything I could possibly wish to purchase. I recently sent this email to Ikea:

I am very dismayed by how poor the Ottawa location is, particularly the stock situation.

In the past year I have had to return (in some cases numerous times) to attain the the following items because they were perpetually out of stock. In some cases I have not been able to purchase them at all:

Benjamin Stool
Ribba Frame (black) 70cm x 100cm
Lerberg Wall Shelf (Black)
Lagan Counter Top (96 7/8 ")
Vika Furuskog (78 3/4 ")
Vika Byske
Vika Fintorp
Vika Lindved

The following items I am interested in, but are not even carried at the Ottawa store:

Vika Leif
Alve secretary
Jonas secretary
BÖJA Pendant lamp
RUTBO Pendant lamp

I must say that my experience with the Ikea in Ottawa has been horribly sub par, and is no where near the service that is provided at other locations I have visited.

The response I received was this:

Hello Tyler,

Thank you for contacting IKEA Canada via email. In regards to your inquiry, please note that our products selection may vary by store. Furthermore, please know that IKEA Ottawa is the smallest of the eleven IKEA stores in Canada. Given the store's restricted storage space, the managers have to be selective about the items the store carries. The store reviews its product selection regularly based on popularity and customer demand.

Please note that your comments will be shared with the appropriate department for review.

If you have additional questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Thank you for choosing IKEA for your home furnishing needs.

Best Regards,
IKEA Canada Customer Service

Basically they admit that Ottawa sucks, but how badly does it really suck? I intend to find out.

The Experiment

I have picked one product that I would like to consider purchasing and I am going to track its availability according to the Ikea website in each of the Canadian stores. I have picked the Vika Fintorp desk leg. It is a $10 item, and it is carried at the Ottawa store, it is just out of stock. Ikea will tell you on the website if a product is not available at a given store. (See: Alve Secretary)

I do not expect to remember to check the stock levels of every store everyday, so I am using a new feature of Google Reader where it will track a page without a feed for you. So I have added a feed for all Canadian stores stock page for the desk leg. I will track it it here: Vika Fintorp Leg Availability.  Notice that the page does have a feed if you want to track it. I will also post updates on my Twitter.

Day 1: Results

One of the reasons that I picked this item is because it is available at all Canadian stores and has been out of stock in Ottawa for a while. Knowing my luck it will quickly become available in Ottawa, but I will track it for a while and see.

Boucherville: 52
Burlington: 27
Calgary: 15
Coquitlam: 14
Edmonton: 40
Etobicoke: 12
Montreal: 25
North York: 33
Ottawa: 0
Richmond: 17
Vaughan: 10

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10Mar/100

SSD For Laptop

I would love to have a SSD for my laptop, but unfortunately that just isn't in the realm of my pocket book. 512gb drives are still in excess of $1000 at the low end! Ugggh.

Here is something that I may try to get me a speed boost for a few hundred dollars:

5Mar/100

ToDo: TeuxDeux

TeuxDeux

TeuxDeux

Alright, so it has a stupid name. TeuxDeux.com should not (and for me will not) be pronounced ToDo. Anyone who has spent anytime around the French language knows that deux (which is the number 2) is not pronounced do. It is pronounced something more along the lines of d-ugh, which I am guessing that it is not what the creator of the site was going for. Anyway, misname aside I will give a brief review of the site.

The site does exactly what you would think it would do, it creates a list and lets you cross stuff off. Having said that, it is missing many things that a fully functional ToDo app needs.

What it does

  • Lists item per day or 'someday'
  • If an item has not been completed by a given day, it moves it to the next day
  • Provides you with a simple and attractive layout that makes it easy to manage items
  • Easily lets you drag items from one day to the next

What it lacks

  • Scrolling through days of days is tedious adding a '>>' (jump week) to the '>' jump day would be wonderful
  • Adding notes to items would be most convenient
  • Multiple lists would also be great
  • A mobile solution (the FAQ says one is coming)
  • Setting a specified time to an item is a must in my book
  • As well it needs notifications (email/pop-up)

Verdict

I love the minimalistic feel, and there is supposed to be many more features coming, but for the time being it doesn't fulfill all the required needs of a good ToDo app.

30Nov/093

Avoiding Monavie

Recently I had a friend try to recruit me into their Monavie distributor network. I don't think they were trying to abuse our relationship as much as they honestly believed that it was a great opportunity. They seemed somewhat hurt when I said no, so I have been producing the reasons why I not getting involved.

Here is what I have produced, it's not perfect, but it's good enough for me to say no, thought I would post it so that there is can be no misconceptions about why I don't like this endeavor.

Initial Impressions

My initial impressions of MLM (Multi Level Marketing) businesses have never been positive. Based on the recommendation from a close friend, I decided to reserve judgement. A Google.com search produces the following as its top 5 results:

Not all of these articles are anti Monavie, but it should be noted that 4/5 contain very negative words in the title (Scam, Scheme, Horror). Everywhere I search for Monavie I see the term Pyramid Scheme. A simple search by a prospective customer will not yield positive search results.


Legality

There is a reason that the Team aspect is packaged with Monavie. It needs a retail product to maintain legality.

As with other MLMs, the company’s focus appears to be on recruiting, rather than retailing the product. Of course, the product is integral to the scheme. Without it, MonaVie could easily be called a pyramid scheme. With the product, we’re not supposed to identify the company as an endless chain recruiting scheme or pyramid scheme. And until the FTC decides to enforce the laws against pyramiding, many will believe that a company like MonaVie is perfectly legal and legitimate.

- http://www.sequence-inc.com/fraudfiles/2008/06/30/monavie-scam-or-not/

Woodward founded Team in 2001 and built it into one of the fastest-growing tool vendors associated with Amway. Senior management at Amway had long feared that tool vendors risked being tabbed illegal pyramids and dragging the company into a legal morass. Still, the company tolerates them because tool vendors generate sales for Amway. Woodward claims Team's tools generated Amway sales of $200 million and net profits of $60 million last year.

The relationship between Amway and Woodward began to deteriorate a few years ago when Team began promoting its tools as a money-making opportunity in themselves. That message has the potential to get both Team and Amway in legal hot water. Amway, meanwhile, already had legal headaches. The law firm of courtroom tiger David Boies is now maintaining a California class action against Amway in which former distributors have accused it of being an illegal pyramid. The company faces similar claims in India.

- http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2008/0811/050.html


The Product

In any sales opportunity the product is an important one, and at $40 a bottle, I don't believe in this product. I simply won't get involved in a product that I won't purchase for myself. Most of the research I have done on the juice has produced positive reviews. Having said that, the very structure of the organization leads me to question these reviews, as the people who are reviewing as frequent users are also distributers.

Even baseball players like JD Drew are selling the juice, and thus his reviews are biased:

And Drew is looking for Red Sox Nation recruits to help him sell cases of the fruit drink that purports to give users increased energy, a boost to the immune system and a reduction in joint pain.

-http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1087939&srvc=rss
On the other side I found a review that seemed very negative, but that was primarily because the doctor writing the review strongly dislikes MLMs.

For the record, I also object to MonaVie because it is sold via a mix of multi-level marketing and direct-from-distributor sales. I'm sorry, but I am prejudiced against multi-level marketing of any kind.

-http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/QAA400351/Thumbs-Down-on-MonaVie.html

One genuine review I did find had this to say:

Packaged in a high-end-looking wine bottle, MonaVie tested extremely low in anthocyanins and phenolics. Even apple juice (which also tested poorly) has more phenolics than this Utah-based company’s juice. Plus, MonaVie’s vitamin C level was five times lower than that of Welch’s Grape Juice. That’s not many nutrients, especially at $1.20 a serving.

-http://www.mensjournal.com/superjuices-on-trial

While another outlined the suspect ORAC numbers that all these juice companies cite:

Problem number one in the pseudo-comparison sweepstakes is that you can base an ORAC value on one fluid ounce, 100 grams, one liter, "per serving" or "per cup", resulting in ridiculous comparisons of apples to wheelbarrows. The companies rarely if ever tell you what quantity they used to get their measurement. One guy even hawks a home shopping network product claiming "A million ORAC Value!" without saying how much is needed to produce that value (by some estimates a warehouse the size of Waco Texas).

-http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-jonny-bowden/new-rules-no-more-claimin_b_106562.html


Chief Operating Officer

Perhaps the most disturbing part of Monavie is the executive team. The executive team is a big part of an investment, as I like to invest in companies with strong leadership. As for the CEO (Dallin Larsen) of Monavie, he was Vice President of Sales for another MLM juice company; Royal Tongan Limu, which was shut down by the FDA.
-http://www.casewatch.org/ftc/news/2005/nbty.shtml

Larsen, for his part, realizes that his sales team can get him in hot water with the Feds. A 20-year-veteran of the multi-level marketing industry, he left a senior post at another juice company in 2002, a year before the FDA destroyed the company's "bogus products" that were being falsely promoted to treat "cancer, arthritis and attention deficit disorder." Last summer, the FDA warned MonaVie about medicinal claims on its Web site...

-http://www.newsweek.com/id/150499/page/2


Distributor Revenue

Finally it does not appear that people are making money with Monavie, at least there are a great many more people who are not making any money. As with any MLM, the system degrades the closer you are to market saturation (the later you get in), so the later you get in the less chance you make money. The numbers from 2007 are showing that people are not making money and this can only get worse 2 years later as there are more distributors upstream.

Meanwhile, most of the million-strong sales team is really just drinking the juice, according to MonaVie's 2007 income disclosure statement, a federally required printout of their distributor earnings. More than 90 percent were considered "wholesale customers," whose earnings are mostly discounts on sales to themselves. Fewer than 1 percent qualified for commissions and of those, only 10 percent made more than $100 a week. And the dropout rate, while not disclosed by MonaVie, is around 70 percent, according to a top recruiter.

-http://www.newsweek.com/id/150499/page/1

Team is one step ahead of all these juice selling schemes. It is a pyramid atop a pyramid. It is selling motivational aids to help MonaVie vendors move the juice. But wait. If you can't earn back the $258 you've spent on the motivational lectures by selling $39 juice bottles, you could earn it back in another way--getting people to buy $258 motivational lectures. If you're good, you flog the lectures to other people, who sell them to yet others. Everybody gets rich. Everybody, that is, except the last round of buyers. That's the theory, anyway. The reality is that a mere 1% of Team members make any money from involvement with the firm.

-http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2008/0811/050.html

21Oct/090

New Do Make Say Think Album – Out Today

Charles - Do Make Say Think

Charles - Do Make Say Think

A great Canadian (largely instrumental) band has a new album out today! It's a band called Do Make Say Think and their new album is Other Truths and it's damn awesome. If you don't know this band you should get to know them. It is very mature post-rock which is energetic and fun. They have been around since 1995 and have released 6 full length albums.

Their live shows are absolutely incredible, they have tons of band members, it seems like 20 people on stage (although it states that they have 8 members in the band). It is really like watching a full orchestra.

You, You're a History in Rust is a fabulous album and has been under heavy rotation with me for the last 2 years. Here is a link to my favourite track off the album; The Universe!

Do Make Say Think - Other Truths

Do Make Say Think - Other Truths

Unfortunately they are travelling Europe right now, and don't have any Ottawa shows booked for a while. They do have two shows in Montreal in November, and 2 shows in Toronto in December. If you get a chance to see them live do it! And for sure check out the new album.

Do Make Say Think - Tour Dates

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16Oct/091

Farewell DVD From The Creators of My 2nd Favourite Album

The Snake The Cross The Crown disbanded after a tour in 2007. This is somewhat cryptic information. It is not mentioned on Wikipedia, or on Last.fm, but there is something on Equal Vision Records Website, but not on their band profile. Before breaking up, the released my 2nd favorite album of all time: Cotton Teeth. I can't even think of what should be in my top 5, but I know that Cotton Teeth is number 2 (a band from Omaha released my number 1 album sometime in 2003).

Cotton Teeth - Tracklisting:

  1. Cakewalk
  2. The Great American Smokeout
  3. Gypsy Melodies
  4. Cotton Teeth
  5. Electronic Dream Plant
  6. Behold The River
  7. Hey Jim
  8. Floating In & Out
  9. Maps
  10. Back to the Helicopter

I was lucky enough to see TSTCTC back in Sept 2004, but unfortunately that was before they released cotton teeth. I am sad to have never seen them perform it live. Well I guess this is the closest I am going to get. They have released a tour DVD recorded on their last tour, and are releasing it along with some old unreleased tracks. If you are interested you can get it here: http://snakecrosscrown.com/

Here is a trailer for the movie. I am excited... but *sigh*

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6Oct/090

Square Wheels?

I come across this every now and then, and the nerd in me loves it everytime!

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